CREDIT
suddenly stoopid. :]

No.

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

(via ttacotwat)

dellonza:

grimdrake:

paintdeath:

whos in my clique

god.

And that’s all you need. Amen.

kiyalunga:

Give me your oversized hoodies and tshirts I’ll sleep in them forever

(via queefsquad)

  • my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

Neko

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